Friday Joke “Where are we going?”

This joke is easy enough even for beginners in Russian 🙂 Enjoy! First read it. If you need help with translation please scroll down:

Куда́ мы идём?

Where are we going?

Э́то сюрпри́з!

This (is supposed to be) a surprise!

Хоро́ший?

(Is it) good?

Да.

Yes.

Мы бу́дем есть?

Are we going to eat?

Нет.

No.

Зна́чит, это плохо́й сюрпри́з!

It means it is a bad surprise!