This joke is easy enough even for beginners in Russian 🙂 Enjoy! First read it. If you need help with translation please scroll down:
Куда́ мы идём?
Where are we going?
Э́то сюрпри́з!
This (is supposed to be) a surprise!
Хоро́ший?
(Is it) good?
Да.
Yes.
Мы бу́дем есть?
Are we going to eat?
Нет.
No.
Зна́чит, это плохо́й сюрпри́з!
It means it is a bad surprise!