This joke is easy enough even for beginners in Russian π Enjoy! First read it. If you need help with translation please scroll down:
ΠΡΠ΄Π°Ν ΠΌΡ ΠΈΠ΄ΡΠΌ?
Where are we going?
ΠΝΡΠΎ ΡΡΡΠΏΡΠΈΝΠ·!
This (is supposed to be) a surprise!
Π₯ΠΎΡΠΎΝΡΠΈΠΉ?
(Is it) good?
ΠΠ°.
Yes.
ΠΡ Π±ΡΝΠ΄Π΅ΠΌ Π΅ΡΡΡ?
Are we going to eat?
ΠΠ΅Ρ.
No.
ΠΠ½Π°ΝΡΠΈΡ, ΡΡΠΎ ΠΏΠ»ΠΎΡ ΠΎΝΠΉ ΡΡΡΠΏΡΠΈΝΠ·!
It means it is a bad surprise!